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If You Want to Be Friendzoned, Act Like a Dog
How to find love and build a healthy relationship
Over generations of domestication, the dogs have figured it all out. The key to their survival isn’t to be brave and violent like lions, or cunning and fast like jaguars. The species of dogs will last for eternity for as long as human remains the head of species and they only need to master one skill for food to come automatically — be cute.
Cuteness is a craft and the dogs are the masters. Being cute doesn’t only mean having big puppy eyes like the Frenchies, that’s only the tip of an iceberg. It also means to be loyal, obedient, predictable enough, but also to exert your own personality from time to time to bring surprises and spice up your master’s life (such as being able to smell Coronavirus). Wow, these are all too adorable and women will say that they wish their boyfriend is perfect like this.
This is exactly why we master dogs rather than the other way round. If you like BDSM, or if you enjoy being controlled by women then go ahead, learn from your husky. Less barking, more tail whacking! That would definitely get you a controlling (or “maternal”) girlfriend, but she’ll always be your master.
Well, there’s nothing wrong with that. But there’s a question on timing too. If you channel dog energy too…
