Russ, love this! It's so true, and I agree we don't really need porn (but sometimes it's cool and fun) - I have also written something along the lines of that before "How I Masturbate Without Dirty Thoughts and Porn", check it out when you have time :) https://medium.com/sexography/how-i-masturbate-without-dirty-thoughts-and-porn-8c29adea2524