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Who Wants Erotica in Their Inbox?
Midori by the Sea Will Write This Dirty Newsletter — Make it Dodgy
I’m asking you to subscribe to my newsletter as much as I’m asking you to help me come.
As a big supporter of the subscription economy, I’m actually quite careful with newsletter subscriptions. Most newsletters focus on promoting themselves as opposed to serving the readers.
I don’t want Zara to tell me their crap are on sale, I don’t need to drive more consumerism.
On the other hand, newsletters that give timely reminders on what the readers need (such as file their tax return…) and what they need to know (such as Bill Gates's latest book recommendation) are helpful.
Can there be a sex newsletter that’s reader-oriented?
Something that readers, in the middle of a boring work-from-home day, open a saucy email in their phone, and proceed to ditch work, jerk off and come.
That would improve productivity, for sure.
Or during the morning commute, the excitement of you putting a poker face whilst reading the dirtiest fantasy of this writer from the East. All wet, but no fuss.
True that Midori by the Sea (me) writes about minimalism and self-development too, but it’s sex that’s the most exciting. I want to orgasm while writing a newsletter, creativity and sex are both tools of release, you see.
It has always been sex — the ultimate inherent self-care wizard.
Free, Easy, Instant.
Show me your interest by subscribing to my newsletter below and/or next to my name. The name of my newsletter is Make It Dodgy (or Doggy….?)
